Schlongology


the study and research of the all mighty schl-ng! its uses and purposes.
chad: “hey dude whats cl-ss do you have 4th block?
adame: “schl-ngology with mr. eda.”

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    a word an idiot uses for “soothes” because he can’t type.. or for that matter, read. sidenote.. it’s a way to caress your “bifkin”.. n sh-t.. “yo kun, i’mma go scoothe my bifkin on your mom’s face.”


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