Schlonkered


being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. usually involves large quant-ties of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
“hey jenny! steve, scott and jimmy were extremely schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your grandpa.”

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