Schlonkey
when a d-ck goes up a girls b-tt so she wont sh-t straight for a week
schlon(g)- p-n-s
(don)key- -ss- b-tthole
david gave betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.
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