Schlonson
a combination of schl-ng and johnson. 2013’s new word for p-n-s.
ex. 1: “dude you just grabbed my schlonson!”
ex. 2: “as soon as i pulled out my schlonson, the chick’s mouth was watering”
ex. 3: “all you haters can swing from my schlonson”
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