schloopy
schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans v-g-n-, followed by the insertion of the p-n-s into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made c-m rag. derived from the sock puppet on malcolm in the middle. can also be used in the -n-s, but it is much more painful.
parker likes to use a schloopy.
the 8th dwarf except he’s 6’4″, half asian/swedish and always looks hungover.
schloopy has a thing for asian girls.
pr-nounced sh-loopy.
:schloopy is a male cat that is not a kitten but has not reached full manhood yet.
:a schloopy looks like a full grown cat, but the b-lls have yet to drop therefore he has not hit man hood.
:not a kitten anymore and not yet a cat, but a schloopy
:my schloopy has tiny b-lls.
:look at that schloopy p-ssing on grandmas quilt.
:come here shloopy so i can beat you for hacking a hairball in my shoe!
:why does that schloopy have sh-t matted in his fur?
a half erected p-n-s, so that it’s hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. also can be used as an insult to asians.
example 1: that girl wasn’t too hot, so i got a schloopy.
example 2:
dude: holy sh-t you’re such a f-cking schloopy
asian: waa!
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