Schlop
the art of rubbing two p-n-ses onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. named because it makes a ‘schloping’ sound.
can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.
he schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.
when an extremely large p-n-s swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
“dude, i schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!”
to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
alex schlopped marshal, sending noah into jiggly hysterics.
the sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. this sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet t-rd departs from your -n-s and hits the surface of the water at speed.
bill: “i had an extremely wet t-rd this morning”
henry: “did it make a schlop?”
bill: “yes, my -rs- is still moist”
to skeet on one’s feet
“man i schlopped on jessica last night!”
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