schloppy boobs
the inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
oh, ho-lee-sh-t!! i haven’s seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun…now the b-tch just has a sad set of schloppy b–bs! wtf, get some f-ckin surgery or something…
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asking a guy friend to stuff his d-ck in you when you’re feeling blue. bryce: hey man, you still b-mmed about thomas moving? dustin: yeah, plus matt and sean getting into that accident. mind asking nick to stuff my dude? i think it would make me feel better.
- ti-84 plus ce
a calculator that one can play games on. look at those people playing ti-84 plus ce games! they should just get phones!
- coffee rip
a small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation. everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed. if i’m trying to conserve my herb, i just take a coffee rip.
- rolling windcloud
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- hbdt?
how big dem t-tties? matt: ashley hbdt?? ashley: 38dd 😉