schlorp a dork
1. a slang phrase for “suck a d-ck” or “perform oral s-x on a man.”
2. to apply excessive saliva to a whale p-n-s (see “dork” in dictionary)
1. kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.
2. after amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale -j-c-l-t-.
3. john: “i hate you.”
todd: “go schlorp a dork, john.”
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