schloss


n. to glide the fingers over the t-st-cl-s collecting b-llsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored
i was watching a sick judas priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, i observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.
one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!

or-

omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa

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