Schlumpkin
when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin
i just got done with my schlumpkin
similar to a blumpkin
whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a bl-w j-b and when you’re all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn’t even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet…
do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes
schlumpkin is like eathing fart
when you an yo’z jankey azz b-tch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da sh-tta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly b-tchez kunt.
me and miez balla azz b-tch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.
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