schmack
verb
to hit a chick in the face with your d-ck, trying to get her to suck it.
oh sh-t, brett just schmacked kasey. she ain’t gonna take that!
when you smack someone for a legitimate reason, but social norms still see you as -ssaulting someone, eg, sean connery saying it’s okay to slap women who have done wrong to him, or a recent event in brooklyn heights where a man slapped a parent in a starbucks for being a bad parent.
-child running around a starbucks-
man 1: hey dude, control your kid. he just knocked a coffee out of my hand.
man 2: bro, i’m waiting for my latte! hold on!
man 1: b-tch, don’t get schmaked.
man 2: shut up!
-man 1 delivers a schmack on man 2-
barista: i’m callin the cops!
schmack is equal to sh-t. such as talking schmack about someone.
“you sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb -ss”
schmack means anything but no
“i think we should get some more.” says bill
“schmack,” replies bob (meaning anything
but no)
an intense for of smacking someone.
“you have nice b–bs” says fred.
“shut up before i schmack you” says the sumo wrestler.
smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch
that dude schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!
– what you say to a girl when you are h-rny and are loving that -ss.
-girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! you are soooooooo faw-ine! come over here and let me schmack that -ss!!! whhaaaaaaaaat! mmm-mmm!
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