Schmae


a smoke. a cigarette. pr-nounced: sh-meh

used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

usually used in place of saying the entire: “want to go for a …”

(while looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
yo. schmae?

(often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
schmae?

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