schmag
an unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place
gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the gl-ss
a cigarette.
dude 1: “d-mn! i only have one schmag left!”
dude 2: “better head to 7-11.”
1. disgusting, gelatinous m-ss 2. any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag
dude, get your schmag off my bed.
overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.
the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man
an unwanted facebook tag
dude, i had to remove that schmag for the utah bear alliance before my boss saw it.
pr-nounced shmadj. abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin v-g-n- schmagina).
1. schmag can be used much like the word “smurf-”
2. or as a noun meaning cr-p, stuff
1. “schmagtastic”; “shmagical”; “schmagerrific”.
2. “hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?” or “you’ve got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there.”
adjective – a discrete way to describe s-m-n.
geez john! you got schmag on the pillow again!
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