schmak


when a parent (specifically a parent of the male variety) is being rather angery towards one of his precious off-spring. this normally occurs when the boyo or ladoid is being rather smelly and the male parent heavily disagrees. this results in a large beating; or a schmak. utensils that can be used: belt, whip, a bare hand
come here boyo you’re getting a schmak

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