schmaljohn


the girl that got away. beautiful, s-xy, heartbreaker. usually blonde but this type of chick changes her hair color with the season. very confident in themselves but enough to get away from their loser ex boyfriends. this is a warning — schmaljohn encounters will hurt you badly.
“oh man, you hear about chris? he liked the schmaljohn..”
“awful, he’ll never recover”

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