schmaltz


from yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. schmaltz is used to make matzo b-lls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.
that old jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. it’s so grody!

gone with the wind?! why would you want to see that piece of 1930’s schmaltz? let’s rent avp instead!

any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the h-ll it actually is…
be careful with this container bill; it’s full of some weird schmaltz…
to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.
hey i’m gonna get a donut… what the h-ll, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!

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