schmanvas
(shman-vuss)n. 1. unecessary and irritating clutter or att-tude
did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.
i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my id.
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