schmasted
combined from both “sh-t faced” and “wasted” into one word for enjoyment.
it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you’re ‘wasted’ but it comes out as ‘schmasted’
gabby- yeah girl, you don’t look so hot.
alana- i’m schmasted!!8&@$%
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