schmeef
an arrogant guy aka a douche
that guy over there is a total schmeef
highly similar to the female “queef”, a schmeef is a penile fart.
o man, that schmeef smells like sh-t
1. a very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.
2. a very hip trendy item, something cool.
2. oh my god, that girl is wearing the most schmeef outfit thats hot!
Read Also:
- Pulling a Del
refers to p-ssing up on a possible intimate encounter with three lovely young intoxicated australian women walking the streets of boston “and you know what i did? i didn’t go, cause i was out with her, and i didn’t want to dog her cause i’m too nice” -birth of pulling a del
- Pulling a Legere
pr-nouned “lezh-air”. pulling a legere. one who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while severely intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a dui. example 1– person #1: “d-mn i was so drunk the other night i can’t believe i drove all the way across town!” person #2 : “yeah […]
- Pumpers Lump
the condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive w-nking simon’s arm was hurting this morning? you talking about simon turner? yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.
- punxorz
a poser way to say punk. omgz guys, i am like totally punxorz! fer sure!
- Sneak out
mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side. man, i’m glad i have a girlfriend (n.) the greatest thing a man could ever experience. (n.) the most painful thing a man could ever experience. i love my girlfriend. […]