schmeem
a female that acts very sl-tty and tricks males into thinking that they will be “getting lucky”, just to steal their hope. they might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; bj’s, hj’s, tossed salad, blumpkin, a portugeese breakfast, etc.
that girl was such a schmeem! she was talking about all the guys she had s-x with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.
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