Schmeer


to “schmeer” yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill schmeer myself
verb:
1. in the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. others may do the same expecting a contrary result.

2. noun: a trick so padded. “to take the whole schmeer.”

3. to increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.
once he got elected to office the republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.

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