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• schmucklehead

  noun: schmuck+knucklehead 1) one who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way… 2) one who puts puts laughter over anothers well being 1)he’s p-ssed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead 2)would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin p–p under my car door handle!

• schnitzel pwnage

  to be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel. dude, that’s schnitzel pwnage! schnitzel just pwned my cod record!

• Schooling

  a word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret. “dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of inga and julia the entire time.” “bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs.” function: the progressive form of the verb to school. definition: to get own3d (or pwn3d,) […]

• Catch a Stabbing

  have s-xual intercourse with your male (or strap-on ready female) partner. phase referring to the motion of thrusting one’s p-n-s or any protruded body part into one of his/her s-xual partner’s orifices. boyfriend: hey baby, you want to catch a stabbing tonight? boyfriend#2: only if you pull my mustache while you’re doing it.

• Fleshjack

  f-g version? no idiot, f-gs (h-m-phobes) don’t use this! it’s actually a s-x toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. the str8 version is a fleshlight. once jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big c-ck inside, & f-cked it like a […]

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