Schmegory


noun : (a schmegory) one individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of meg from family guy

adjective: (schmeg) awkward in appearance; it’s not gross, it’s not right, it’s

just ‘eh’

verb: (schmegoring) in the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context
noun: “dude, what’s been up with tommy lately?”

“i don’t know, he’s acting like a schmegory…”

adjective: “tommy is doing ‘no shave november’ and his facial hair is looking

schmeg…….”

verb: “bobby was schmegoring at the party last night.”

“yeah he was acting very schmeg.”

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