schmegplant


a plant native to the middle-east of the family schmegmaceae. used as a subst-tute for chicken parmigiana for people who enjoy eating things that taste like schmegma.
could you please use schmegplant instead of chicken because i enjoy the taste of d-ck cheese.

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