Schmende


a v-g-n-. may be used colloquially, as in the bronx.
the v-g-n- monologues, by eve ensler, lists “schmende” as one of many regional terms for the v-g-n-:

“in westchester they called it a pooki, in new jersey, a tw-t. there’s powderbox, a poochi, a p–pi, a peepe, a p–pelu, a poonani, a pal and a piche, toadie, dee dee, nishi, dignity, monkey box, coochi snorcher, cooter, labbe, gladys seagelman, va, wee wee, horsespot, nappy dugout, mongo, mooky, a pajama, f-nnyboo, mushmellow, a ghoulie, possible, tamale, tott-ta, connie, a mimi in miami, a split knish in philadelphia, and a schmende in the bronx.”
a v-g-n-. may be used colloquially, as in the bronx.
the v-g-n- monologues, by eve ensler, lists “schmende” as one of many regional terms for the v-g-n-:

“in westchester they called it a pooki, in new jersey, a tw-t. there’s powderbox, a poochi, a p–pi, a peepe, a p–pelu, a poonani, a pal and a piche, toadie, dee dee, nishi, dignity, monkey box, coochi snorcher, cooter, labbe, gladys seagelman, va, wee wee, horsespot, nappy dugout, mongo, mooky, a pajama, f-nnyboo, mushmellow, a ghoulie, possible, tamale, tott-ta, connie, a mimi in miami, a split knish in philadelphia, and a schmende in the bronx.”
used to describe someone when they’re being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with ‘douche’.
dude #1: dude. did you see that -sshole over there yellin at his girl like that?

dude #2: yeah he’s such a schmende.

dude #1: jeez. what a douche.

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