Schmenk
a p-ssive-aggressive s-xually frustrated, penguin-shaped ho. synonymous with sloth and/ or glutton. makes you want to slit your wrists through the art of literature. makes inappropriate s-xual comments to minors. mumbles to self.
dude, that was so schmenk.
there’s some schmenk on the bottom of my shoe.
(after committing statutory rape) “i just schmenked.”
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