schmieder
an adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. a verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or p-ssed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
i was completely schmiedered last night.
i schmiedered all over that girl last night.
rap:
my names … schmieder. i like to get schmiedered. i schmieder on the floor and i schmieder on peter. i schmieder in the sink and i schmieder on the bed, when i wake up sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large p-n-s, and or b-llsack.
damm you see the size of that schmieders d-ck
an extremely, extraordinary.. smelly v-g-n-
d-mn that schmieder was terrible!
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