schmitke
boss -ss mexican b-tch !!! her last name might be german but she’s is a og mexican . a schmitke can f-ck u nice and good. they also like abduls
abdul: i only f-ck a schmitke
micaela: d-mn:( i wish i was a schmitke but i’m too ugly
abdul: that would be awesome!!
micaela: i feel violated by schmitke
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