schmitt-faced
getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people’s wives/girlfriends, and/or sh-tting oneself.
joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
the term schmitt faced comes from professional football player owen schmitt’s traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. a local apparel company (jacknut apparel) termed his traditional as “get schmitt faced” and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor schmitts tradition and to pump seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and owen schmitt.
schmitt faced, drunk, pumped up,
to become intoxicated on schmidt beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.also known as animal beer.unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don’t know how to spell schmidt
let’s get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
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