Schmitten


a term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen’s.
most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like rocky horror picture show, technology and paintball.
couples have a tendency to use instant messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.

derived from the word “smitten”.
josh and urankar. enough said.
a scary game where everyone disappears.
zoe- let’s play schmitten!
to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.
friend- are you still schmitten with that b-tch
guy- yea we talk a lil

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