The Everett


when two girls scissor and one girls v-g-n-l area migrates back towards the -n-l area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the v-g-n- of the former scissor-er. then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.

other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. if there is an accident that occurs, such as p-b- flambe, please consult your doctor.
so the other night, my girlfriend farted in my p-ssy… that was a weird quief; it sounded like the everett.

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