schmittz
v.
to act in an overly s-xual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. other than annoying all who are around you.
“if you don’t come back here with my shoe, i’m gonna have to come back here wearing only a shoe!” -this behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.
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