schmoddler
a person that adds “schm” as a subst-tution to the beginning of words, or uses “schm” to create new words.
for instance, that food is lip schmacking good. and the already famous, joe schmoe!
person 1 (the schmoddler): my dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
person 2: do you mean a tonsillectomy?
person 1: yes, same difference.
schmoddler: traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
schmoddler: cops, schmops! my dad will bail us out if we get caught.
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