Schmoog Sesh


a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a s-xual acts. this word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.

it can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.
babe, do you just want to schmoog all morning instead of going to cl-ss?!

after losing the basketball game, brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, jill.

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