schmode
n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck
“hey steve, you’re a schmode!”
a p-n-s where the head is larger than the shaft.
“you gotta see dean’s c-ck! it’s so small and it’s a f-cking schmode!”
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