schmodied
beyond bodied. the act of being extremely inebriated. f-cking gone.
“dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied…”
“i’m swear to schmodied i’m not g-d!”
“i was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga.”
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