schmoka
(pr-nounced shmoe-ka)this is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. it is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.
man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
man2:aww sh-t man all i got is my personal stuff. tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
man1:(cough) d-mn, dude this is rough. is this that mexican sh-t?
man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
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