schmoloch
derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.
in chess: “it is your turn to move, schmoloch.”
in scrabble: “schmoloch! there is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary i can’t believe that took you 30 minutes.”
in pizza: “this pizza delivery schmoloch hasn’t arrived yet. my apartment isn’t that hard to find.”
for mothers: “my schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now i am sitting in my pajamas.”
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