schmoop
a fanfic with lots of fluff or with a more intense level of fluff.
“that johnlock fic was so fluffy i’d go as far to say it was schmoop.
lurve. sickly sweet romantic cr-p.
to be schmoopy is to make others vomit with your cavity inducing displays of affection. to want schmoop is normal, don’t be alarmed. submit.
an individual or a group of individuals that has been inducted into the likeness of a schmoopie. it is considered an honor in many cultures. schmoops must be invited into the schmoop cl-ss by the 4 schmoopiest ladies. it is possible to be part of the schmoops for an hour (honorary schmoops of the hour), a day (honorary schmoops), or a lifetime ( your name + schmoops).
schmoops is always used with your name in front of it. nicknames + schmoops are also possible. (ex. baby schmoops, meat schmoops, tour manager schmoops, papaw schmoops, wild schmoops, attention schmoops)
emmy schmoops, katie schmoops, bethie schmoops, and sara schmoops are getting together tonight to schmoop it up.
2 fat people having s-x with a midget in between them.
“hey bill what’d you do last night?”
“i was schmooping with my girlfriend.”
“where’d you find a midget?”
to give bl-wj-bs to random people in bars and on the street.
my friends and i had a schmoop party downtown last week.
to be disrespected by another who has not experienced the schmoopiness himself
she was schmooped in the back of the cl-ss.
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