hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. also used to get that nice shine.
me: wow mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. you could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn’t lose its shape.

mike: thanks! i put extra schmootzky in it

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