schmooze

making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. most often an artifact of “networking.” it is more art than science but can be learned.
tony is on the schmooz. i’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the senior partner at boogle & walters.
to get to know or suck up to someone for self benefit.
lets schmooze with the professor so he’ll offer us research projects.
being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.
joe collins is known as captain schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.
to schmooze (v) a term often used to describe formal or semi formal setting in which one party or individual attempts to influence another by means of flattery, gifts or any other non-monetary form of compensation.

especially common term in politics and lobbing.
1: where were you last night?

2: sorry i had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.

when it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..

when it its negative this means ditching cl-sses to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.

schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.

to succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
schmoozing should not be used for more then several months at a time.

nnoottee!! sideffects!! effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and

may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, b-tch–ssness, need for v–gr- at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
john likes to schmooze amber. when he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,

and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
schmooze-{verb} the sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.

feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.

slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
hey, i’m going to go schmooze for a minute.

sorry i’m late, i was totally schmoozing.
one (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. usually consisting of talking about “embarr-ssing” situations that really are a round about way of bragging. the game never stops, and they’re always at it.
“the schmooze wouldn’t stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him.”- the girl

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