schmorge
1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin b-lls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-b-lls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.
check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!
when u r in the shower and u r usin one of those scrub things and u scrub off a layer of ur skin. the dead skin comes off and u can make it into different shapes
yesterday, my schmorge clogged up the drain so bad that i had to toilet plunger it.
dude! get ur schmorge off the shower walls!
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