Schmosexual


a state of being lying between machos-xual and metros-xual. the schmos-xual male is “average” in that he exhibits some attributes of a metros-xual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machos-xual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. he is a joe schmo male.
have you met keith? he seems so schmos-xual!

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