Schmott


short for schmotty the panda. a gentle, loving creature from the woodlands of poland. a complete spaz, and has a very nice ghetto booty and a soft, pale white tummy.. very short attention span. friends have strange names such as kittyhawk, mc holmes, leeeeeeevvvv, dragon, ect. and they r all gorgeous and s-xxiii. schmotts have strange obsessions with p–p. sometimes are mistaken for borat. she is very hot and an excellent cuddler. ever body wanna b a schmott.

she has banged many exotic creatures over the years, and has two children. when she want it, she gets it!

—special note— schmotts r s-xy beasts, also if u mess with one, u die!
schmotty: p–p is brown..not usually purple. but sometimes…

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