schmuckness per pound
a ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. useful for comparing two or more schmucks.
“justin timberlake and rush limbaugh are both schmucks, but justin timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound.”
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