schmuf


uk west mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
can be used as the following:
– schmuf – drugs
– schm-ffing – taking (drugs)
– schm-ffer – druggy
– schm-ffly – good/great (as in it’s as good as drugs)
– schm-ffed – high on drugs
– schm-fflepad – drug dealer
bob: have you got any schmuf?
schm-fflepadr: what kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?
raping someone while holding a towel over their head/face. take note that you can be schm-ffed in the front, back, and mouth. (for mouth, you would cut a hole in the towel.)
“dude! you just schm-ffed a b-tch!”, or “oops. sorry, ma’am, but i accidentally schm-ffed you.”

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