the day schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. the day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form einsteins theory of relativity. the theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. the day schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 pm. after the royal party comity of calpoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the schmunsday was reviled. schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. the day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.
i slept all schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
what did you do during schmunsday?
when is schmunsday now again? soon, very soon!
adjective, noun senphobia is the irreguar fear of senpai. people with senphobia are usually shy people who hate being noticed so much that they seclude themselves. affects: possible insanity due to loneliness. guy 1: remember that one girl with senphobia? guy 2: oh yeah, didn’t she start being home schooled after the first day because […]
- s*x saddle
when you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners c-ck and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl my uncle and i are gonna use the s-x saddle tonight! yee-haw!
- shelf jelly
the byproduct of a masturbation session where your -j-c-l-t- flies from your p-n-s with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. the acc-mulated -j-c-l-t- can be compounded over time to form something similar to a sploogy (an emmy made of pure c-m) or an oskeet (an oscar make of oxidized sp-nk). […]
- sh*t stirring
someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. it’s not sharing your opinion. he didn’t need to tell her she doesn’t need to know – sh-t stirring to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a […]
a person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people. jim: dude, karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead. chuck: yeah man didn’t you hear she’s skis-xual.