schmunt


a schmunt is a v-g-n- that looks like processed meat and is derived from the word c-nt
ewwwww i just walked into the room and saw her schmunt
a schmunt is someone who is ridiculously idiotic.
girl 1: i was timing a pizza in the oven using the microwave and it blew up.

girl 2: you schmunt!

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