Schnapples
when a girls stomach reaches out farther than their b–bs.
dude, that fat b-tch got mad schnapples
screw up or break something. similar to bork or f-cked but more acceptable in a professional environment.
i dropped my screw driver into the coin machine and schnappled it all up.
“someone spilled a gallon of water into the register!”
“yup, now the scale is schnappled up. call the the repair man!”
“i fell asleep while i was driving and schnappled up the front of my car”
“you’re lucky to be alive!”
used to replace words like “sh-t” or “f-ck” when in harsh situations.
you forgot something “ahhh schnapple!”
something flies by our face “what the schnapple was that”
a nap, siesta, snooze, or kip
i could really do with a schnapple, yawn.
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