Schnitzel job
when your b-tch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.
kim kardashian, “i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. i hope that klhoe doesn’t find out.”
lamar, “me to. my b-lls are still hurting a little though.”
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